Other rules for dating in college
There's no law that says you actually have to follow through with the ceremony.
Plus, it takes an expert to tell cubic zirconia from a diamond, and if she takes her ring to an expert she clearly doesn't trust you and is a lost cause anyway.
If you shack up, don't alter your own life just to make it easier for her.
Don't do it right away but definitely do it if she's showing reluctance on that blowjob. So make all the decisions and see how she goes for it. Wear cuffs and a leather motorcycle jacket, even if you drive a Hyundai.
If so, you can probably get this to continue in the bedroom. (Park the Hyundai somewhere else and walk to where you meet her, though.) Remember, nice guys don't get laid.
High on the bestseller lists this week is a book called The Rules, a guide to dating and courting for women which effectively advocates that women, in order to snag a man, follow a sexist and manipulative dating game based on the principles of 50 years ago.
(Except that back then, the guys knew the women were playing this game and accounted for it.) What follows, in the same vein is a satire, The Rules for Guys.